Forever the Snowy-Ace

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

     

karkat55:

So I sneezed.

     

darkhakao:

Full res

I should be sleeping by now. Cousin’s party tonight, goddamnit.
I can’t remember how to color anymore  (⊙‿⊙✿) 

     

k-lionheart:

nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

SHELDON IS BACK

(Source: best-of-memes)

     

pushpulldynamics:

trufflekeys:

tootsunnotenoughdere:

gotta stay hydrated, sosuke

look at this thirsty ass motherfucker

we’ve lost it

     

(Source: tanukikai)

     

scorpioxvirgo:

so I started reading a clockwork orange (and for those that don’t know, it has a bunch of weird words so there are glossaries of the ones you need to know) and I came across something interesting

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therefor bro named this bastard

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lil shit

and I think that is the best thing ever

     

necroticnymph:

Based on this text post.

Can this be a new meme? Because I would LOVE to see my friends do this!

     

dabbling-dilettante:

do u really wanna be responisble for that face?

     

dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

     

crowsing:

sublimesublemon:

shoutpolesforeyes:

sublimesubpumpkin:

sxizzor:

kazethecursedone:

*Preps self for The Day Homestuck Broke The Internet 2*

oh jesus

do you guys remember how when cascade was posted, we broke mspa and then we broke newgrounds and about half the pages that had repeating streams of the flash broke because of the traffic

that was the end of  an act

i’m legitimately a little bit concerned for the internet

Ben I think you forgot that after breaking newgrounds we nearly broke MEGAUPLOAD.

oh mother of shit you’re right, i completely forgot about that

the entire internet is physically going to be split in half

(Source: the-computer-is-your-friend)

     

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

     
Track Name A Gristmas Carol (Tophat 2K12)
Artist cantabileGato
Album Almost Canon
Plays 1,605

jokerxmadness:

cantabileGato - A Gristmas Carol

Here’s your chance to sing along now 
Share these lyrics with a chum or two 
Raise your voice in Yuletide song now 
All the tunes are old, the words are new 

Someone please explain caroling to me 
Is the purpose not to make someone’s ears bleed? 
What is the appeal, in such cheery songs? 
Why don’t we just toss the score and sing the lyrics wrong? 

Gristmas Songs, Gristmas Songs 
Fuck ‘em up real good 
Maybe if we’re lucky we’ll disturb the neighborhood 
Gristmas Songs, Gristmas Songs 
Screech ‘em til you’re hoarse 
(It might not be wise to do this publicly, of course) 

Ugly sweater shopping time 
Just don’t tell Kanaya 
If she catches me in these threads 
She might set me on fire 
Dave rigged his with LEDs 
So it lights up brightly 
Blinking words on scratchy wool 
Must endure this shit nightly 

Joy to the world 
Except for John 
I hope that fuckass dies! 

There goes Terezi with Wayward Vagabond again 
Scribbling on the walls since I can’t remember when 
But whatever they wreck, or if there’s no blank meteor left 
I’ll protect my precious DVDs with everything I’ve have 
Lest ‘The Santa Clause’ fall into the wrong hands 

(This one’s gonna be my Magnum Opus!) 

O Ancestors, O Ancestors 
Why are you all dysfunctional? 
O Ancestors, why can’t you see 
The rightful leader of the team? 
O Ancestor, O Ancestors 
It’s either this or Kankri! 

(The grand finale was written by SonicRocksMySocks and used with her permission.) 
On the twelfth day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me 
Twelve rippling hoofbeasts 
Eleven frogs a-leaping 
Ten empty buckets 
Nine cans of Faygo 
Eight spiders spinning 
Seven paraplegics-! 
Six revving chainsaws
FIVE *pant pant* FUCKASSES *huff* 
Four cuttlefish 
Three sharp claws 
Two sets of stairs 
And a Scalebeast hanging from the tree 

(And last but not least, in the true spirit of Gristmas, I shall now complain!) 

I can’t believe I wasted four whole 
Minutes of my precious lifetime 
On singing stupid Gristmas Carols
AGAIN!! Seriously, what is WRONG with me!?
Now please leave me alone!

To download http://tindeck.com/listen/uiyz#1YUGskK8mlDDYfJG.99 

     

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(Source: omgreblog)

     

victoriatheunicorn:

theproudamoeba:

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I DIDNT NEED THAT ENDING

(Source: insouciantamoeboid)

     
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