This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
So I sneezed.
I should be sleeping by now. Cousin’s party tonight, goddamnit.
I can’t remember how to color anymore (⊙‿⊙✿)
SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.
SHELDON IS BACK
gotta stay hydrated, sosuke
look at this thirsty ass motherfucker
we’ve lost it
so I started reading a clockwork orange (and for those that don’t know, it has a bunch of weird words so there are glossaries of the ones you need to know) and I came across something interesting
therefor bro named this bastard
and I think that is the best thing ever
Based on this text post.
Can this be a new meme? Because I would LOVE to see my friends do this!
do u really wanna be responisble for that face?
Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends
*Preps self for The Day Homestuck Broke The Internet 2*
do you guys remember how when cascade was posted, we broke mspa and then we broke newgrounds and about half the pages that had repeating streams of the flash broke because of the traffic
that was the end of an act
i’m legitimately a little bit concerned for the internet
Ben I think you forgot that after breaking newgrounds we nearly broke MEGAUPLOAD.
oh mother of shit you’re right, i completely forgot about that
the entire internet is physically going to be split in half
The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?
Here’s your chance to sing along now
Share these lyrics with a chum or two
Raise your voice in Yuletide song now
All the tunes are old, the words are new
Someone please explain caroling to me
Is the purpose not to make someone’s ears bleed?
What is the appeal, in such cheery songs?
Why don’t we just toss the score and sing the lyrics wrong?
Gristmas Songs, Gristmas Songs
Fuck ‘em up real good
Maybe if we’re lucky we’ll disturb the neighborhood
Gristmas Songs, Gristmas Songs
Screech ‘em til you’re hoarse
(It might not be wise to do this publicly, of course)
Ugly sweater shopping time
Just don’t tell Kanaya
If she catches me in these threads
She might set me on fire
Dave rigged his with LEDs
So it lights up brightly
Blinking words on scratchy wool
Must endure this shit nightly
Joy to the world
Except for John
I hope that fuckass dies!
There goes Terezi with Wayward Vagabond again
Scribbling on the walls since I can’t remember when
But whatever they wreck, or if there’s no blank meteor left
I’ll protect my precious DVDs with everything I’ve have
Lest ‘The Santa Clause’ fall into the wrong hands
(This one’s gonna be my Magnum Opus!)
O Ancestors, O Ancestors
Why are you all dysfunctional?
O Ancestors, why can’t you see
The rightful leader of the team?
O Ancestor, O Ancestors
It’s either this or Kankri!
(The grand finale was written by SonicRocksMySocks and used with her permission.)
On the twelfth day of twelfth perigee my matesprit gave to me
Twelve rippling hoofbeasts
Eleven frogs a-leaping
Ten empty buckets
Nine cans of Faygo
Eight spiders spinning
Six revving chainsaws
FIVE *pant pant* FUCKASSES *huff*
Three sharp claws
Two sets of stairs
And a Scalebeast hanging from the tree
(And last but not least, in the true spirit of Gristmas, I shall now complain!)
I can’t believe I wasted four whole
Minutes of my precious lifetime
On singing stupid Gristmas Carols
AGAIN!! Seriously, what is WRONG with me!?
Now please leave me alone!
To download http://tindeck.com/listen/uiyz#1YUGskK8mlDDYfJG.99
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.